Hope this finds you well. I'm a member of the Louboutin Cult. Those scarlet-heeled creations give me a rush! I can easily be convinced to buy whatever design Louboutin creates, even though deep, deep, deeeeeeep, inside my heart I know I look hideous walking in 20 inch heel. But it's all fine with me as long as the soles are red. And you know what? Sometimes I visit this page simply to admire your genius creations. It's a sight for sore eyes.
I love you Christian Louboutin for making me look 5 kg lighter the moment I step in my red-heeled Loubs. I love you for making my outfit look dashing. You are simply the best.
Forever your slave,
P.S: Why are the soles of your shoes red?